i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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