2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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