fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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