Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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