capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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