OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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