I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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