that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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