Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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