We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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