Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
not ubering you a puppy
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