The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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