i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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