an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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