it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
we made out on top of his cat.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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