Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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