i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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