I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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