you would pick up someone in the library
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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