Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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