Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
In America we eat man semen.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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