I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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