Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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