I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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