Your tits are I can't wait for
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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