And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
