I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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