i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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