somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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