I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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