Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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