I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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