So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
The power of my boobs compel you
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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