Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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