He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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