I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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