Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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