I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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