His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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