I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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