He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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