Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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