i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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