I want to have your abortion
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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