White coat. Heels.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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