So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
