New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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