He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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