Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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