You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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