Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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