Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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