So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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